Elf shenanigans part 1

SHE READ A TEXT THAT SAID THEIR FRIENDS MOM FORGOT TO MOVE THEIR ELF!

What?

SHE DOESN’T BELIVE BRIAN (the elf) IS REAL! SHE DOESN’T BELIEVE IN SANTA!

Calm down.

I’M NOT YELLING

I didn’t say you were?

I overheard her tell her friend that she was going to touch the Elf tonight and not tell us. She wants to know once and for all if Brian is really watching her.

She wouldn’t do that. You know this. She loves Brian and is scared to disappoint Santa.

I don’t even know who she is anymore…

It’s a doll that helps you manipulate your children into behaving. It’s not a big deal.

I’m going to scare the shit out of her.

WHY?!! 

She will ruin Elf on the Shelf for all of her friends if she finds out he’s not real. I refuse to have the asshole kid who does that!

Look, just make the Elf disappear and leave a simple note asking her if she believes in him or not because he overheard her saying he wasn’t real. Simple.

You guys, this whole Elf on the Shelf situation just got too real. I’m quite curious to see what happens to Brian if she says she doesn’t believe in him haha! Hoping he shows up in places one limb at a time 😉 KIDDING.

 

 

 

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